'DWTS' Season 27, Week 5: The Sparklebarf Live Chat

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Make your moves, magic… it’s DISNEY NIGHT (cue soul-stirring sparkle-sweep across this/any screen)! Will Alexis somehow grant Alan 10 million followers within the blink of a camera flash? Can Bobby Bones float up to the sea level of his competitors (minus Joe) and become “Part Of Their World” of competency? And what’s the over/under on Juan Pablo’s Gaston ponytail distracting from his Viennese Waltz fundamentals? Discuss!

Sadly I remain away from my TV this week but will be all EARS to hear what everyone thinks of tonight’s Week 5 princess party.