Welcome to the night of Most Memorable TEARS! Planet Mirrorballus has been quite the emotional vortex all weekend so rest assured it's all about to explode into a billion little shards of mirror come 8 p.m. ET. Tears for Mirrors? Seems like a fair exchange. No idea what any of this means. Speaking of which, get this: I'm running the SNAPCHAT account for DWTS now.
So make sure your sparkly tissue boxes are standing by, settle in deep, and raise a glass to Season 24's Most Memorable Beer. I mean Year. And also download Snapchat. Whew! It's a lot.