Welcome back to high-class, high-rise living on the edge of madness, DANCMSTRs!
What's not to love? Grumpy Len Goodman has returned to his rightful seat at the center of our favorite alternate universe, all traces of Houghery have gone poof, Marissa Cooper and Stephanie Tanner are strangely mirroring the Winnie Cooper/D.J. Tanner matchup from Season 18, and... wait, wasn't there something else? Some WARM, FUZZY-FEELING gift from the mirrorball gods to be excited about? Let me hitch up my woefully inadequate ankle socks and have a think....
Oh, right: LADY LEG WARMER herself -- the stunning Edyta Sliwinska -- is back for Season 22!
It's all happening, Sparklebarfers! Who's ready to face-plant into a pile of glitter?
*Chat about Monday's liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive premiere right here.
*Head over to Yahoo! TV Tuesday morning for my full episode recap.
*Join the Fringe Fairy's Gem Hunters Facebook group to keep discussing whatevs.
*Breathe! Never quite mastered that one but I hear it helps.