'The Bachelor' Season 20 Finale Recap: Two Loves, One Ring

Bachelor Nation held its breath and gasped for more wine during Monday’s doubleheader fight to the death: In the better-lit ring: JoJo vs. Lauren B! And in the lesser, duller one: Ben Higgins vs. himself.

Ben gets off easy against weak competition, but the ladies must bust out all the right moves: gazing into the distance in silk robes, admitting their darkest fears in messy buns, walking the plank in evening gowns, the works. Honestly, it’s exhausting. And to up the angst, Chris Harrison’s narrating the whole showdown in front of a live studio audience that NEEDS a wedding, stat! Patience, people. This thing’s gonna last three hours.

Full recap at Refinery29.com

Previously: The Bachelor: The Women Tell All Recap