Welcome to the season 20 FINALS of Dancing With the Stars: A Festival of Limbs!
Has our orbit really almost concluded? How did we get here? You know how: through hard work, creative visualization, deep tanning, and vibrationally glistening in perpetuity throughout this alternative universe i.e. #SPARKLEBARF
Who shall rule Planet Mirrorballus: Rumer and Val, Noah and Sharna, or Riker and Allison?
Discuss the finals here and now! (If you can't watch the east coast feed on TV, try the DWTS All-Access live streams to see the dances and hear from the couples throughout the show.)