Welcome back to Dancing With the Stars: One Shoe, Full Service.
The sausage-sizzling heat waves of last week's Spring Break beach party have subsided, and we can rest assured that the fairy godmother of DWTS is shuffling around barefoot in ballroom heaven....I know firsthand, because Miss Patti seamlessly reemerged from a sparkly portal in order to film a fringe-inducing musical performance for tomorrow night's DWTS special!
That's right: The 10th Anniversary special airs TUESDAY, APRIL 28, at 8 p.m. ET instead of in mid-May. Make sure your DVRs catch it! (Mine did with no extra magic required, though I think Patti and her fairy dust got in there somehow.)
Week 7 is Eras Night! Discuss it all here and marvel with me that in a lineup including '20s-style quickstep and '40s-style foxtrot, Mark Ballas somehow drew "futuristic jazz".
If you can't watch the east coast feed on TV, try the DWTS All-Access live streams to see the dances and hear from the couples throughout the show.
Don't forget to look for my recap tomorrow at Yahoo TV...
In case you missed it last week: