'DWTS': Sparklebarf Live Chat for the Season 21 Finale

THIS IS A FANCY FEAST.

THIS IS A FANCY FEAST.

Update: My finale recap is now live! Thanks to everyone for reading!

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New chat for the finale! I wasn't even sure you people existed on non-Mondays, but I guess it does make sense. We're all ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE, you know. And I cooked! Welcome to a brave new Tuesday World of sparkly chatter topped with a drizzle of body oil, shredded ruffles, and just a dash of cynicism to taste. The fringe is the pasta underneath as it serves as the basis of civilization/dinner.

Who will win A HUGE KNOB OF GLITTER tonight: Nick, Bindi, or Alek? Discuss the finale below, then visit Yahoo! TV Wednesday morning for my full writeup.

In case you missed it, here's my recap of Monday's finals!

Cheers to new chatterbot Kirsten for inspiring the flight of wish-fulfillment below...

...and thanks to you all for your dedication to this digital sandbox and the Sparklebarf lifestyle at large. Have a wonderful holiday season -- and don't be a stranger come spring or I'll cast an evil spell over all of your houses! Just kidding, I'll do nothing.

XOXO,
Fringe Fairy

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