Welcome back, Sparklebarfers, to the Season 21 Finals! It seems like just yesterday we were absorbing life lessons from Gary Busey and avoiding them from Paula Deen. But those days are OVER. Opponents Vicariously Entering Realms. In perpetuity, throughout the alternate universe, all of us are OVER. Sign up for my cult today. We'll never meet and there's no agenda.
So this is it, y'all! Time for Nick, Bindi, Alek, and Carlos to slug it out with sequined bicep cuffs for tomorrow's COVETED MIRRORBALL TROPHY! Discuss Monday's show liiiiive below, then visit Yahoo! TV Tuesday morning for my full writeup.
In case you missed it, here's my Week 10 recap!
And for posterity: that one time I sparklebarfed all over an American Horror Story recap: