Welcome back for another season of Dancing With the Stars, which apparently now takes place in… a board room? Where are the sequins? WHERE IS THE FRINGE? It’s so bizarre. Season 28 already looks to be a scandalous and chaotic go-round, what with Sharna/Artem/Hayley outtie, Keo demoted, and Sean Spicer… well, there. Just livin’. Dancin’. Probably sweatin’ all over everyone’s mic packs and stuff. Christie Brinkley’s arm gave out today, so apparently her daughter’s stepping in. Wait wait, not to mention the couples haven’t even been ANNOUNCED yet. It’s just been piles of emojis instead of Our Pros. Insanity!!! And on top of all that, it feels like the show’s got more to prove than ever now that it’s only on once per year.
BUT! We all know it’s still the same show it’s always been… somewhere under there. Right? right?
XOXO, Fringe Fairy